How to gain 10 pounds in 2 days!

Here is the recipe to gain all that weight in 48 hours:) First have a block party with tons and tons of food. Then when everyone is done eating have ice cream with loads of different kinds of toppings. The next day go to church and have a huge pancake breakfast in your Sunday School class. Then after church go to church gathering with tons of food. That is what we have been doing the last few days. It is almost 6pm and I am still stuffed from lunch today. The kids had a blast at the block party. They got to ride their bikes in the street and play with all the neighborhood kids. I never realized just how many kids are on this block! I am tired...just another side effect from having a full stomach :)